Reading is like fighting a battle against time.
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We got it. You want it. You need it. FLEA MARKET.

Montgomery.

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I’D HIT THAT

I’D HIT THAT

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(via milkfromacarton)
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Ross is watching old episodes of the buzzcocks.

And googled ‘Chico Time’, only for google to tell him that it is;

4:41am Wednesday (PDT) - Time in Chico, California

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You know what, FUCK YOU APPLES. I TRY TO BE HEALTHY AND HAVE ONE OF YOU GUYS, BUT NOOOOOO, YOU GO AND GET STUCK IN THE GAP IN MY TEETH. AND I CAN'T GET THE APPLE OUT OF THE DAMN GAP. :G
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Well I thought I was funny anyways...
Me: OH NO WASP IN MY ROOM. Eugh. Wasps are so stupid. It keeps trying to get out of the closed window instead of the open one.
Emily: I love it when they do that. They keep flying into the window, as if to proove a point.
Me: Um, yeah. Do you keep walking into doors when you're angry then?
Emily: Yeah, just to proove I CAN and WILL get through the distress causing door.
Me: I feel so sorry for the door.
Emily: Yeah well, he had it coming.
Me: I hope you're happy. You just made his children doorphans.
Emily: xDDDDDDDDDD
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"Aww man I shot Marvin in the face."
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So, this is how I hold my pen(cil).

So, this is how I hold my pen(cil).

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