September 2009
1 post
August 2009
39 posts
Ross is watching old episodes of the buzzcocks.
And googled ‘Chico Time’, only for google to tell him that it is;
4:41am Wednesday (PDT) - Time in Chico, California
You know what, FUCK YOU APPLES. I TRY TO BE...
Well I thought I was funny anyways...
Me: OH NO WASP IN MY ROOM. Eugh. Wasps are so stupid. It keeps trying to get out of the closed window instead of the open one.
Emily: I love it when they do that. They keep flying into the window, as if to proove a point.
Me: Um, yeah. Do you keep walking into doors when you're angry then?
Emily: Yeah, just to proove I CAN and WILL get through the distress causing door.
Me: I feel so sorry for the door.
Emily: Yeah well, he had it coming.
Me: I hope you're happy. You just made his children doorphans.
Emily: xDDDDDDDDDD
"Aww man I shot Marvin in the face."
BEST F.R.I.E.N.D.S EPISODE GOGOGO.
Little kid parallel parks like a badass (This. Is. So. Awesome.)
"As I looked at all the relationships around me,...
I feel like I'm the only person in the world who...
anarchists:
it’s stupid and boring :|
YOU’RE STUPID AND BORING.
;D
So I'm on StumbleUpon stumbling 'fun' and it comes...
“If you are trying to lose weight, vitamin D may help.”
Thanks Stumble.
To be fair, the finding nemo thing is the best...
[Outside Deeley's dad's]
Me: Is Matt there?
Deeley's brother: MATT?! THERE'S A SLIGHTLY LESS UGLY PERSON THAN YOU AT THE DOOR.
Me: Yeah, you.
OWNNNNNNEDDDD. (:
Reblog with your star sign.
eatingpillsandfallinginlove:
enlightened:
santisays:
thebestinfuckingtown:
alliegater-:
3prettyinpunk:
glitterjitterbug:
jsska:
Aquarius.
Aquarius.
Scorpio
Pisces.
Aquarius
ARIES. ;D
cancer.
i never did like that sign name. it’s weird telling people you’re a cancer.
TAURUS MOTHERFUCKERS
Aries. (:
WHY THE FUCK IS NO-ONE REPLYING TO ME.
fangsupyervag:
yougotrossd:
Seriously, it’s lke I’m talking to myself. NO-ONE is talking back. :G
I will talk to you if you want! Let’s be friends y/n?
Go for it. (:
RoBo0100@hotmail.co.uk
WHY THE FUCK IS NO-ONE REPLYING TO ME.
Seriously, it’s lke I’m talking to myself. NO-ONE is talking back. :G
Eugh, I hate France so much right now. :G
WANT. →
We tried doing this with food colouring once. Got pink EVERYWHERE.
"Hello, today I woke up.
aimseed:
yougotrossd:
I showered. I had toast. I went to work. I came home. I touched myself. I went to sleep.”
This minus the work. :]
I was making a point at how boring some people are. xD
But I’m sure you’re not boring.
Your blog isn’t anyways. (:
"Hello, today I woke up.
I showered. I had toast. I went to work. I came home. I touched myself. I went to sleep.”
Looking at random people's tumblrs.
Some people are soooooooo boring it’s not believable.
noodles of AWESOME.
milkfromacarton:
Me: So, like, rain…
Ross: Wow, you’re observant.
Me: It only rained once in Windsor.
Ross: GO BACK TO WINDSOR THEN IF THAT’S HOW YOU FEEL.
Me: >:U Well, actually, it only rained when i was standing OUTSIDE in london, queing for taking back sunday. OH AND I got a drum stick.
Ross: I don’t like them. But hey. Drumsticks are cool.
Me: yea *h freaking keys
...
Dad [Desperate to sort out his hair]: Hey man, you got a comb?
Random Bald Man: No.
My dad asked a bald man for a comb. I was laughing so much. xD
fmylife:
Today, my five-year-old came home from summer camp crying because her friends and counselors had all laughed at her when she couldn’t identify colors correctly during a game. My husband then confessed that he had taught her colors wrong because he thought it would be funny. FML
fmylife:
Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML
July 2009
66 posts
I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH.
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY
fangsupyervag:
yougotrossd:
fangsupyervag:
(via yougotrossd)
YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY
A ~SMOOTH CRIMINAL?
y/n? :X
(Y)
Thanks for that. :D
i now feel rather awesome.
And so you should. (:
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY
fangsupyervag:
(via yougotrossd)
YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY
A ~SMOOTH CRIMINAL?
y/n? :X
(Y)
Thanks for that. :D
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY
One Hundred Thing I Learned From High School...
terra-bear:
khallelalaine:
intherye:angelandscape:aquadann:ranga-sauce:
1) High school cafeterias are vast and spacious — leaving plenty of room to spontaniously break into song and dance — and are in no way packed, crowded or uncomfortable 2) It’s completely acceptable for the female drama teacher to walk into the guys locker room where her young male students are showering. 3) A white,...
Aimseed, your following has been returned.
aimseed:
yougotrossd:
FINDING NEMO IS MY FAV FILM EVER. :D
Learning the main theme on piano now. Well, not learning, I can play it straight off. :L
But yes. It’s awesome. And I love you.
I spam alot of films.
But finding nemo never fails to cheer me up. <3
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming…
Aimseed, your following has been returned.
FINDING NEMO IS MY FAV FILM EVER. :D
Learning the main theme on piano now. Well, not learning, I can play it straight off. :L
But yes. It’s awesome. And I love you.